[cashcrab]

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

[chilewithcarnage]

‘are you afab or amab’ why? you tryna figure out what typa holes i got? you tryna bang??

[colestyle]

this person just followed me. new type of guy just dropped (important info: i am a minor)

[colestyle]

this isn't the full rant btw. it keeps fucking going.

[apollos-boyfriend]

[lakevida]

as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish

[manywinged]

my toxic trait is if i saw a trail of blood i'd follow it and not out of a desire to help

[manywinged]

ALT

ALT

[superbellsubways]

collecting these types of images like pokemon cards

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[horsedestruction]

did you see what GOD just did to me man

[despazito]

Adult website and period tracker

[rthko]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[ball-lightning]

I... what.

[rthko]

😦

[cryptotheism]

Girl help they are doing Qanon style esoteric analysis of Taylor Swift Selfies

[cipheramnesia]

Say what you will but that second one fits the idea of stochastic terrorism much better than the first.

[kungfooman]

[evilwizard]

sports wizards casually showing off their powers

[teathattast]

This doin some cocomelon shit to me

[mioxenoblade]

[charlottan]

gnat groupchat

gnat382726356: hey guys do you wanna go fly around in a cloud at face level tomorrow

👍327

[hjartasalt]

Obsessed with this energy tbh

[kosmogrl]